They fought hand to hand, foot to foot, with pistols shots, with blows of the sword, with their fists, at a distance, close at hand, from above, from below, from everywhere, from the roofs of the houses, from the windows of the wine-shop, from the cellar windows, whither some had crawled. They were one against sixty.
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I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg
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You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO
OHGOD
I STARED INTO THE VOID
AND THE VOID FUCKING ATE MY FACE OFF
OH GOD
MOON MOON ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
IT GOT BETTER
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The three different kinds of exam takers.
and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.
OH RON. OH SO ME. than can be ; “Wait, just read that shit this morning..”
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